Scout: I saw my shadow. Winter is over. Let me in now, my job is done.
Me: You have that backwards. When Punxsutawney Phil sees his shadow, like he did this morning, that means we have six more weeks of winter.
Looks like someone could use some cheering up, perhaps with a new catnip toy. Either that or an all-expense paid trip to the Caribbean, but we’ll start with the fake mouse and see if that can’t subdue her inner cobra until spring arrives.